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Showing posts with label TOAST. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TOAST. Show all posts

Friday, September 8, 2023

MY TOASTER DID NOT TOAST TOO WELL

My toaster did not toast too well,
It toasted mom's toast too toasty to jell,
So, I spread peanut butter,
Then, served it to mutter,
Who, disappointed, gave me a good yell.


Wednesday, July 5, 2023

BACON, TOAST EGGS GOOD: CEREAL, NOT SO MUCH HAIKU

High priced cereal,
Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves,
Trash can smells better.

Sugar, Cereal,
Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,
Eggs, toast, bacon, good.

Friday, May 6, 2022

A RIB IN THE ROAST, BENNY'S READY TO POST

Before Benny writes his online post,
He has to have two eggs and toast,
A half pint of beer,
A shot of the Clear,
And, a rib in a very rare roast.



Saturday, June 19, 2021

THE CORN ROAST LIMERICK

Moose Gillies would brag and would boast,
About his annual summer corn roast,
But, this year he got bent,
When in the fire the corn went,
And, was burnt blacker than his wife's turkey breast roast.