TRINA, TRIP, REPEAT

Trina tried to Rat Dance, but mixed up her two, small feet,

Then Trina fell, hard down, and got bruises on her seat,

Trina shed a tiny tear,

Then she tried again, the dear,

This time people really laughed, at Trina's trip repeat.

TRINA IS RAT DANCING FOR YOUTUBE CLICKS

Trina likes to Rat Dance where it's a dark and dismal, rural,

Sometimes with a dancing mink, and sometimes a dancing squirrel,

When Trina gets home,

Her mouth fills with foam,

When bit by her dancing friends, Trina gets sick, and has to hurl. 

BEAK

I ate so much southern fried chicken, that I grew a giant beak,

I got many compliments, because a beak face is awesome, sheikh,  

I'm a teacher at a school,

The kids all think I am cool,

Unfortunately, the entire staff, still think that I'm a geek.

WEIRD-WOLF OF DETROIT

I'm accused of not being sensitive, not sensitive at all,

I make people uncomfortable, just by strolling through a mall,

I never comb my hair, 

Stink like a forest bear,

There's times I'll just squat down howling, thus doing my werewolf call.