LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, June 26, 2025
THEY LOVE RAISIN TASTING TOES
I put some raisins in my shoes, to combat all the heat,
When my honey kisses my toes, my toes, they'll taste real sweet,
To continue a ship,
You must make nice the trip,
That includes that tastes and smells aren't repulsive, but a treat.
Tuesday, November 26, 2024
BLUE DO IT TOO, PIG
If I could have a little pig, a little pig would do,
If I could have a little pig, then I would name him Blue,
We could buy candy at the store,
Come home and lie down, have a snore,
Then we could watch our romance shows, and share a good boohoo. 😭
Friday, April 28, 2023
I CHOSE THE FREE RIDE OFFER
I ran into a zebra, and he kissed me on the face,
He had a big sloppy tongue, smelled like pork in a meat case,
I tried not to hurt feelings,
But I had other dealings,
With a kissing camel, who'd give me a free ride, anyplace.🐪
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