BLUE DO IT TOO, PIG

If I could have a little pig, a little pig would do,

If I could have a little pig, then I would name him Blue,

We could buy candy at the store,

Come home and lie down, have a snore,

Then we could watch our romance shows, and share a good boohoo. 😭

I CHOSE THE FREE RIDE OFFER

I ran into a zebra, and he kissed me on the face,

He had a big sloppy tongue, smelled like pork in a meat case,

I tried not to hurt feelings,

But I had other dealings,

With a kissing camel, who'd give me a free ride, anyplace.🐪