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Showing posts with label ROAST BEEF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ROAST BEEF. Show all posts

Friday, September 15, 2023

I WENT FISHING OUT ON A LAKE MICHIGAN REEF-LIMERICK

I went fishing out on a Lake Michigan Reef,
All I caught was a side of roast beef,
I then caught a fresh ham,
And, a large can of Spam,
The fish that day suffered no grief.

Thursday, September 15, 2022

MY NEIGHBOR'S CHICKEN OH GOOD GRIEF LIMERICK

My neighbor's chicken oh, good grief,

Got in my chicken and ate my beef,

Although two wrongs don't make right,

My food budget is tight,

So, roast chicken was my chosen relief.

 

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

BEEF ROAST WITH SQUIRMING RICE

My beef roast was loaded with squirming rice with eyes,
Finding rice in my roast was quite a surprise,
I queried how they got there?
And, the answer grayed my black hair,
It seems they were laid there by swarming black flies.