My pie safe was filled up with pies,
And, the pies were covered with flies,
Although my deserts looked like doom,
Guests filled my dining room,
So, for desert I substituted French fries.
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Showing posts with label FLIES. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 20, 2023
FLIES IN THE PIE SAFE
Labels:
Deserts,
FLIES,
french fries,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
Pie Safe,
Pies,
Spoiled Deserts
Wednesday, April 26, 2023
MUNCHIES FOR MAGGOTS
I eat maggots because they taste so good,
I eat maggots because I feel I should,
I eat maggots with a dash of clay,
Cannot crawl out my belly that way,
I'd rather eat maggots, than a Red Ridding Hood.
Monday, March 6, 2023
THE WINEMAKER BRAGS AND PUCKERS
My homemade wine was doing fine, until the little flies came calling,
The little flies contaminated my wine, and then I couldn't stop bawling,
The little flies had put me in a real bad place,
Their vinegar wine gave me a pucker-face,
My friends want a glass of my bragged up wine, and I just keep on stalling.
Tuesday, August 9, 2022
THE WISEST FLY ON THE PIE
The wisest fly on the pie,
Knew to vacate after the flies caught my eye,
And, as the wisest fly flew away,
The others breathed my bug spray,
Just one fly left and he's faster than I.
Knew to vacate after the flies caught my eye,
And, as the wisest fly flew away,
The others breathed my bug spray,
Just one fly left and he's faster than I.
Thursday, June 2, 2022
OLD WHIPPLE'S DIPPED APPLES
Old Whipple was not in the head, right,
He dipped apples and left them out overnight,
To no one's surprise,
The apples were covered with flies,
Old Whipple served them as though they came out just right.
He dipped apples and left them out overnight,
To no one's surprise,
The apples were covered with flies,
Old Whipple served them as though they came out just right.
Labels:
dipped apples,
FLIES,
LIMERICKS,
SATIRE
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
BEEF ROAST WITH SQUIRMING RICE
My beef roast was loaded with squirming rice with eyes,
Finding rice in my roast was quite a surprise,
I queried how they got there?
And, the answer grayed my black hair,
It seems they were laid there by swarming black flies.
Tuesday, January 11, 2022
FLIES IN A JAR
For most flies have such little appeal,
Yet, I decided to keep flies in a jar with a seal,
They are comforting pets,
With their appendage sets,
Now, I promote them as pets with a zeal.
Yet, I decided to keep flies in a jar with a seal,
They are comforting pets,
With their appendage sets,
Now, I promote them as pets with a zeal.
Monday, July 26, 2021
THE FLIES COME HATCHING OUT
The flies come hatching out,
Then, through my window screen redoubt,
I swing flyswatter with flair,
But, it needs much repair,
My home swarms with flies all about.
Then, through my window screen redoubt,
I swing flyswatter with flair,
But, it needs much repair,
My home swarms with flies all about.
Labels:
cartoon,
FLIES,
fly swatter,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
SATIRE,
window screen
Friday, March 19, 2021
THE SPRING OF DECAY
Spring is here and there's mold on my bread,
The flies are breeding, maggots are fat and well fed,
My food all rots away,
It's all in a state of decay,
At least the food I found under my bed.
Labels:
FLIES,
food under bed,
MAGGOTS,
Rotten Food,
Spring
Friday, January 22, 2021
FOOD FROM THE WEB
I'm eating spiders and their eggs,
They have no flavor and meatless legs,
But, they taste better than flies,
With their big bulging eyes,
Or, worms with bodies divided in segs.
Labels:
DESPERATE TIMES,
eating insects,
FLIES,
SPIDERS,
worms
Sunday, August 23, 2015
THE NO-SEE- EM FLIES
Jon was attacked by the no-see-em flies,
When attacked in mass everyone dies,
Poor Jon fell asunder,
By the no-see-em plunder,
He never could say his goodbyes.
When attacked in mass everyone dies,
Poor Jon fell asunder,
By the no-see-em plunder,
He never could say his goodbyes.
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