I WENT FISHING OUT ON A LAKE MICHIGAN REEF-LIMERICK

I went fishing out on a Lake Michigan Reef,
All I caught was a side of roast beef,
I then caught a fresh ham,
And, a large can of Spam,
The fish that day suffered no grief.

HENRY LIKED BEING A FEASTER ON EASTER

Henry was quite the feaster,
He looked forward to dinner on Easter,
Instead of turkey or ham,
He'd rather eat Spam,
Spam was his favorite farm beaster.