I went fishing out on a Lake Michigan Reef,
All I caught was a side of roast beef,
I then caught a fresh ham,
And, a large can of Spam,
The fish that day suffered no grief.
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Showing posts with label HAM. Show all posts
Friday, September 15, 2023
I WENT FISHING OUT ON A LAKE MICHIGAN REEF-LIMERICK
Labels:
FISH,
FISHING SATIRE,
HAM,
LAKE MICHIGAN FISHING,
ROAST BEEF,
SILLY FISHING LIMERICK,
SPAM
Thursday, June 30, 2022
GRANDPA'S DIRT FARM
A dirt farm, some pigs and a still,
Grandpa's old farmhouse on the hill,
Although the old man was poor,
He'd work till he was sore,
Then on his whisky and ham he would fill.
Grandpa's old farmhouse on the hill,
Although the old man was poor,
He'd work till he was sore,
Then on his whisky and ham he would fill.
Labels:
farm limerick,
FARMING,
HAM,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
MICHIGAN FARMER,
POOR FARMER,
WHISKY STILL
Monday, March 13, 2017
THE TENOR PIG THAT MADE IT BIG
I gave my pig a real fair choice,
Become a ham or use his voice,
His tenor voice was brilliant,
Really opera resilient,
Now, his ride is a custom Rolls Royce.
Become a ham or use his voice,
His tenor voice was brilliant,
Really opera resilient,
Now, his ride is a custom Rolls Royce.
Labels:
HAM,
HUMOR SATIRE,
LIMERICK,
pig,
rolls royce,
tenor,
voice
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
THE LOVES OF MISS TAM
My dear little lady Miss Tam,
Was the peanut butter that I thought went with my
jam,
But, her first love was for another,
Namely, her overprotective mean mother,
Then, her next love was cabbage rolls full of
ham.
Labels:
cabbage rolls,
HAM,
HUMOR,
irony,
LIMERICK,
PARENTS,
peanut butter and jam,
RELATIONSHIPS
Sunday, June 22, 2014
CHICKEN CAM HAM
There once was a chicken named Cam,
She laid eggs that were all full of ham,
But, the pigs on the farm,
Said ham-eggs did them harm,
So, Cam laid eggs full of blueberry jam.
She laid eggs that were all full of ham,
But, the pigs on the farm,
Said ham-eggs did them harm,
So, Cam laid eggs full of blueberry jam.
Labels:
blueberry jam,
CHICKEN,
eggs,
farm limerick,
HAM,
HUMOR SATIRE,
PIGS
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