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Showing posts with label HAM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HAM. Show all posts

Friday, September 15, 2023

I WENT FISHING OUT ON A LAKE MICHIGAN REEF-LIMERICK

I went fishing out on a Lake Michigan Reef,
All I caught was a side of roast beef,
I then caught a fresh ham,
And, a large can of Spam,
The fish that day suffered no grief.

Thursday, June 30, 2022

GRANDPA'S DIRT FARM

A dirt farm, some pigs and a still,
Grandpa's old farmhouse on the hill,
Although the old man was poor,
He'd work till he was sore,
Then on his whisky and ham he would fill.


Monday, March 13, 2017

THE TENOR PIG THAT MADE IT BIG

I gave my pig a real fair choice,
Become a ham or use his voice,
His tenor voice was brilliant,
Really opera resilient,
Now, his ride is a custom Rolls Royce. 

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

THE LOVES OF MISS TAM

My dear little lady Miss Tam,
Was the peanut butter that I thought went with my jam,
But, her first love was for another,
Namely, her overprotective mean mother,
Then, her next love was cabbage rolls full of ham.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

CHICKEN CAM HAM

There once was a chicken named Cam,
She laid eggs that were all full of ham,
But, the pigs on the farm,
Said ham-eggs did them harm,
So, Cam laid eggs full of blueberry jam.