VERBAL ABUSE AND I LEAVE

My boots are all covered with wet mud,

Walked into the house; got called a crud,

I have no real common sense,

But I took a big offence,

I left for the beer bar for some sud.

SILVERY SUE, MY ANGEL IN THE LAKE

Silvery Sue was my all time, favorite pet snake,

Wherever I went, my Silvery Sue I would take,

One day, she challenged a wide tire,

She had no experience, prior,

I scraped up Silvery Sue, and tossed her in the lake.