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Showing posts with label Infestations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Infestations. Show all posts

Saturday, July 23, 2022

I CAUGHT THE ITCH AT THE GROCERY STORE

I searched for a great bargain price,
On cereal that was a poofed kind of rice,
I found nothing cheap,
So I stormed home in my jeep,
Scratching my hairs that incubated head lice.



Monday, January 31, 2022

PIG MITES

There were little mites that lived on my pig,
They were irritating, so in mud my pig would dig,
But to even the score,
The mites would bite more,
Now some mites colonized my best wig.