Mr. Martin had no ticker,
His doctors wondered why, he was not sicker,
Martin swam in the bay,
Ate smoked bacon all day,
At night he drank beer and would bicker.
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Showing posts with label DOCTORS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DOCTORS. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 5, 2022
Tuesday, May 31, 2022
PSYCHOSIS AND POST-NASAL DRIP IN HAMSTERS
Harlan the hamster had post-nasal drip,
It embarrassed him so, his mind started to slip,
He thought he was a Procter,
And, a university doctor,
But, the students greeted him with a flip.
It embarrassed him so, his mind started to slip,
He thought he was a Procter,
And, a university doctor,
But, the students greeted him with a flip.
Tuesday, May 25, 2021
HOPING FOR AN OINTMENT
My rubber gloves didn't keep the promise of a seal,
After cleaning toilets with chemicals my skin started to peel,
So, to the doctor I go,
With peeled hands for the show,
Hoping for an ointment that will heal.
After cleaning toilets with chemicals my skin started to peel,
So, to the doctor I go,
With peeled hands for the show,
Hoping for an ointment that will heal.
Labels:
DOCTORS,
OINTMENTS,
RUBBER GLOVES,
SKIN PEELING,
TOILET CHEMICALS
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