I MAYONNAISE MY MACCARONI

For fab flavors, I add mayonnaise to my macaroni and cheese,16

For rad texture, I drop in a bigly bag of frozen, sweet green peas,

This is my recipe, # 2,

#1 is my bologna stew,

I add effervescent flavors,  with that bottled chunky cheese that is blue.15

MAKING STEW ON A BUDGET

I just got home, and I put on water for stew,

I put on some coffee, and I'm making that new,

I do not have any meat,

Or vegetables to eat,

My stew will have road salt, and some black pepper too

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MY JAIL TALE

J lost my little star earing, when they put me in jail,

I spent two weeks picking cans up, and I still couldn't make bail,

So there I sat,

Where someone had spat,

Eating beans and rice, instead of tofu and kale.