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Showing posts with label ORGANS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ORGANS. Show all posts

Thursday, May 30, 2024

MURPHY HAS A GLOW

Mr. Murphy has a unique nose,
Although he's fifty, it still grows,
At a boxing event,
He got his big nose bent,
And after the pub, his nose glows.


Wednesday, March 27, 2024

DADDY SELLS MEDICAL.SUPPLIES II

Daddy bought and sold things, like human lungs and human hearts,
There's a lot of old rich people needing many new parts,
There was an old man in Sydney,
He needed a fresh, new kidney,
Daddy won one from our neighbor, in a game of lawn jarts. 

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

MY DADDY SOLD MEDICAL SUPPLIES

"Whatever floats their boat",
Was daddy's favorite quote,
He went up the river,
Sold kidneys and liver,
Delivered in a dry ice filled tote.

Friday, August 11, 2023

JERRY THE BEAR

I went to see Jerry at his lair,
I owed Jerry money; he was a bear,
It's kinda funny,
Jerry didn't want my money,
He ate my liver and said, "we are square".

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

DEEP FRIED SPLEEN KIDNEY PIE

Chef made the bestest ever, kidney pie,
It was so delicious, I asked chef,"why?"
Chef said he made kidneys appeal,
By wrapping with the spleen of eel,
Cooked in grease leftover, from a chicken fry.