ME, THE WEAVE AND OFFICER STEVE

When I drive down the street, I like to do the weave,

That's why I got arrested by Officer Steve,

He said I looked pale,

He put me in jail,

I had to pay lots of bail, before I could leave.

I FELT OK UNTIL THE CLOWN

I decided to ride my motor scooter into town,

But I went way too slow, and I quickly got run down,

The first car really hurt,

The second caused blood squirt,

Then I was run over by a semi, driven by some clown.

PETS NOT AND SNOT

The ground was all frosty, and Benny's nose filled with snot,

It was a day dear Benny, wished he had forgot,

For a big tired truck,

Hit Benny's pet duck,

For pets, Benny was now a have not.

MY SCOOTER ON THE HIGHWAY

On the highway my scooter wouldn't scoot,
I held up traffic and got a toot, toot,
Then, along came the police,
To keep the traffic at peace,
Into the ditch they gave my scooter a boot.