DONNY THE CROOK CURLED UP WITH A BOOK

Donny curled up with a book,

He couldn't read but at the pictures he'd look,

Now, old Donny is retired,

Most say he was fired,

Donny the illiterate is also a crook,

When Donny had his big job at the top,

He filled his pockets with loot non-stop,

And, if a meeting you sought,

With a bribe, time you bought,

But, at the end his crime bubble went pop.

HOW'S DONNY DOING NOW?

Donny went swimming and got covered with scabs,

Then be foamed at the mouth because he also had rabs,

So, Donny was shoved in the car,

Driven to the ER,

And, was quarantined because of the crabs.

DONNY OF THE DIAPER, COMPLAINS

Donny likes to cruelly criticize,

Yet, hates reports of his small hand size,

Donny is chief amongst grippers,

While sitting in squishy diapers,

Blaming others for his showbiz demise.

DONNY BUILT A SNOW FORT TO KEEP AWAY THE FEDS

Donny built a snow fort on his golf course,

Where'd he get funds, some say Russia was the source,

Donny was fearing all the Feds,

And, years in prison beds,

Donny wasted his voice lying so, by his trial he was horse.

BIG DONNY MACHO

Donny thought he was a macho man,

Because he ate pasta from a can,

Donny was six times the weight,

Of any normal mate,

Donny thought each gawker was a fan.

DONNY'S BAKING WAS SO BAD

Donny's Christmas cookies tasted like a toilet that would not flush,

Donny said that all complainers should just shut their traps and hush,

Donny made a Christmas cake,

That made all bellies really ache,

Donny said his bad baking was because he had to rush.