THE RAIN OF THE IGUANA

I saw a fat iguana fall out of a tall tree,

I thought I would eat it, because its meat was all free,

Then on down came another,

An iguana brother,

Then it rained dead iguana, killed by last nights frosty.

MY PYTHON LIMERICK

My python has just slithered away,
Now, out in the Florida swamps she will play,
Warning:  my snake is a hater,
So, beware alligator,
You might be her dinner today.

BEWARE THE IDES OF MAY LIMERICK

Beware of the ides of May
If your in-laws are coming to stay,
They will not leave soon,
Until the fall harvest moon,
When they head back to Florida to play.