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Tuesday, November 12, 2024
VOODOO REVENGE
I made a voodoo doll for the man on Sucker St.
He sold me a can of tainted, pickled piggy feet,
My family was up all night,
Getting toilet time was very tight,
I stuck six pins into my foe, in the bad guy's feet.
Sunday, November 26, 2023
I AM NOT A WICKED WITCH, BUT I CAN BE PRETTY EVIL
For seven years, seven months, seven weeks, seven days, and seven hours,
I filtered through the internets, to gain my great magical powers,
If someone bugs me, they get a curse,
And soon they're riding in a hearse,
And, all the maidens named Rapunzel, I've locked away in magic towers.
Thursday, October 5, 2023
THE LITTLE GREEN WARLOCK STAIRS
A little green warlock, lived at the top of my stairs,
He refused to go outside, because of the big bears,
I said just cast a spell,
Send the bears off to dwell,
To a land where there's plenty of fish, honey, and pears.
Wednesday, October 4, 2023
THE LITTLE GREEN WARLOCK HUNTED THE BEAST
A little green warlock knocked on my front door,
He said he was part of the green warlock lore,
He said he was hunting a beast,
For the a Halloween feast,
He told me to drive him to the butcher store.
Monday, October 2, 2023
THE LITTLE GREEN WARLOCK
There was a little green warlock, living in an oak tree,
He was always placing mean spells, upon my mates and me,
One day he chanced to come inside,
The little bar, where we have pride,
He then beat us all at darts, for a dart player was he.
Sunday, September 24, 2023
WITCH SPELLING FUN, AND ZITS
Donny liked to eat a pan of bacon grease, fried grits,
But, every time he ate them, Donny broke out with big zits,
So, Donny got a witch to cast a spell,
It cleared his blemishes, very well,
But, Donny got a side affect, tuna fish smelling arm pits.
Monday, August 21, 2023
SPELLS = OINTMENTS
I had a little basket of flowers,
I thought they gave me supernatural powers,
But, when I made spells for some cash,
I got a contagious rash,
Now, I spread on ointments for hours.
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