LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, August 21, 2023
SPELLS = OINTMENTS
I had a little basket of flowers,
I thought they gave me supernatural powers,
But, when I made spells for some cash,
I got a contagious rash,
Now, I spread on ointments for hours.
Tuesday, May 10, 2022
I MISSED THE MOON AND GOT A MARCHING GOON
When young I thought it would happen soon,
That I'd be in a top office near the sun and the moon,
But, of course that is not so,
I've sank forty stories below,
I'll soon be marched out the door by a goon.
Friday, June 3, 2016
I SHUCKED A PEANUT
I shucked a peanut and no nut was there,
It was a great disappointment that I could not bare,
So, I shucked another,
It had no nut like it's brother,
Then, I started pulling out handfuls of my hair.
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