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Showing posts with label DISAPPOINTMENT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DISAPPOINTMENT. Show all posts

Sunday, November 9, 2025

PEAR PREJUDICE

I thought of eating pears, about mid-week,
So, it was off to the store, to pear seek,
Well, seekers beware,
There were no pears there,
I heard one clerk say, "another pear freak".

Saturday, May 24, 2025

PHYSICS OR PHYS ED: THE LIFE OF BENNY

Benny grabbed a sharp pencil, to work out the, "Theory Of Everything ",
But, all he worked out with his pencil, was constipation; ouch! did that sting,
Since Benny was a boy,
The maths were his toy,
But, Benny is a school gym teacher, still dreaming of girls, fame and bling.

Friday, May 9, 2025

I WORK IN RETAIL, WHEN I'M NOT DOING FAMOUS STUFF

I use to have pop culture, but I do not know where the Nell, that went,
I use to sing, and dance, and act, and to many venues, I was sent,
Then, my agent called and said, "no more,
Your act is done, you are out the door",
I've been working at big box retailing, to pay my bar tab, and rent.





Wednesday, February 26, 2025

THE BEER GARDEN TROUT BLUES

Every time I catch a trout, it is too dinky, so I throw it back,
I want to catch a large keeper, so I can give its head a big rock whack,
My big eyes shed tavern tears,
While nursing my bar tab beers,
I wish I could have fish to fry, once I track home to my shack.


Monday, August 21, 2023

SPELLS = OINTMENTS

I had a little basket of flowers, 
I thought they gave me supernatural powers,
But, when I made spells for some cash,
I got a contagious rash,
Now, I spread on ointments for hours.

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

I MISSED THE MOON AND GOT A MARCHING GOON

When young I thought it would happen soon,
That I'd be in a top office near the sun and the moon,
But, of course that is not so,
I've sank forty stories below, 
I'll soon be marched out the door by a goon.

Friday, June 3, 2016

I SHUCKED A PEANUT

I shucked a peanut and no nut was there,
It was a great disappointment that I could not bare,
So, I shucked another,
It had no nut like it's brother,
Then, I started pulling out handfuls of my hair.