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Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts

Sunday, October 22, 2023

LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR

My neighbor weaponized my shovel, and attacked some small ants,
The ants were little red biters, and ran up my neighbor's pants,
Like a bloody, daft fool,
He jumped into my pool,
After my neighbor's rescue, I lectured him on cans and can'ts.  


Friday, July 16, 2021

THE BEAR SQUIRREL

My friend looks like a big bear and thinks like a dumb squirrel,
He forgets where he puts things like, the thing that makes his hair curl,
He remembers stuff wrong,
Like the words to a song,
And, clams give him the runs and the hurls.