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Showing posts with label Personality. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Personality. Show all posts

Thursday, August 31, 2023

THE SCRATCHING COW THAT WAITED

My cow always sat on the railroad tracks, waiting for a train,
I decided what my cow needed, was the transplant of a brain,
I chose the brain from my hound dog, Patches,
I didn't like him, on account he scratches,
My cow don't sit on the tracks, but when she scratches, what a pain.

Friday, July 16, 2021

THE BEAR SQUIRREL

My friend looks like a big bear and thinks like a dumb squirrel,
He forgets where he puts things like, the thing that makes his hair curl,
He remembers stuff wrong,
Like the words to a song,
And, clams give him the runs and the hurls.