LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
Blogger ID
Translate
Search This Blog
Showing posts with label
Personality
.
Show all posts
Showing posts with label
Personality
.
Show all posts
Thursday, August 31, 2023
THE SCRATCHING COW THAT WAITED
My cow always sat on the railroad tracks, waiting for a train,
I decided what my cow needed, was the transplant of a brain,
I chose the brain from my hound dog, Patches,
I didn't like him, on account he scratches,
My cow don't sit on the tracks, but when she scratches, what a pain.
Friday, July 16, 2021
THE BEAR SQUIRREL
My friend looks like a big bear and thinks like a dumb squirrel,
He forgets where he puts things like, the thing that makes his hair curl,
He remembers stuff wrong,
Like the words to a song,
And, clams give him the runs and the hurls.
Older Posts
Home
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt
Posts
Atom
Posts
All Comments
Atom
All Comments