HE ATE ANKLE AND GOT PAINTED

There was a strange maniac, who lived under Chester's stuffed couch,

When Chester sat down, he bit Chester's heel, and Chester cried, "Ouch!"

Chester got his paintball gun,

That maniac took a run,

The maniac got painted pretty; the neighbors would vouch.

I'LL BE GROWING POTATOES IN THE NEIGHBOR'S FIELD, COME SPRING

I wanted to try a magnificent pillage,😈

So I went over to the neighboring village,😁

They had swords over there,😧

I lost head and hair,😢

I now wait in a field for spring tillage.💀