LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, June 24, 2024
TRAMP FOOD AND DREAMS
I have animal blood and sugar, to flavor my potato, tonight,
I do not have any so called money, but I am still eating alright,
Soon, when my belly gets big,
I will be fat, like a pig,
I'll have to unbutton my trousers, for they will not be snug, but tight.
Monday, March 18, 2024
JUST EAT, DON'T THINK
Don was so poorly educated, he could not tie his shoes,
He did not know colors, confusing yellows, reds and blues
But Don knew how to eat,
Lots of starch and fatty meat,
When Don finished licking his plate, more helpings he would choose.
Monday, August 28, 2023
PEANUT BUTTER, JAM AND JELLY
I love my jam and my jelly,
Either one can fill up my belly,
And, then there's the other,
Called peanut butter,
When I mix them, my belly goes swelly.
Tuesday, June 13, 2023
I HELP PEOPLE BECOME PEOPLES
In order to inflate your hips,
Just eat bacon and potato chips,
A little ham,
Builds your belly, bam!
Then add more pounds with blue cheese dips.
Wednesday, January 19, 2022
TRAVELING SNACKS
A canister was full of potato chips,
The chips disappeared across plump salty lips,
Then, a box of doughnuts with a hole,
And, a sticky jelly roll,
Crossed through lips on a journey to the hips.
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