JUST EAT, DON'T THINK

Don was so poorly educated, he could not tie his shoes,

He did not know colors, confusing yellows, reds and blues 

But Don knew how to eat,

Lots of starch and fatty meat,

When Don finished licking his plate, more helpings he would choose.

PEANUT BUTTER, JAM AND JELLY

I love my jam and my jelly,

Either one can fill up my belly,

And, then there's the other,

Called peanut butter,

When I mix them, my belly goes swelly.

I HELP PEOPLE BECOME PEOPLES

In order to inflate your hips,

Just eat bacon and potato chips,

A little ham,

Builds your belly, bam!

Then add more pounds with blue cheese dips.

TRAVELING SNACKS

A canister was full of potato chips,
The chips disappeared across plump salty lips,
Then, a box of doughnuts with a hole,
And, a sticky jelly roll,
Crossed through lips on a journey to the hips.