THE YETI AND THE BANNANA

I looked out my train window, and saw a big yeti suit,

I think it was a guy, but it ran when the train went, "TOOT",

It ran into a chicken coup,

Could not see it, oh gosh, darn poop,

Out it came with a beer can, eating a banana fruit.

DON'T EAT YOUR SWEETIES FEETIES

I once knew this scientist named Pete,

The only thing he studied was feet,

He said what lurked among us,

Was a terminal foot fungus,

And toe jam was not fit to eat