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Showing posts with label Fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fools. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 7, 2024

LOVE AND NO TOILET

Because there was a pretty girl he wanted to woo,
Donny moved abruptly to a town called Kalamazoo,
He forgot his goldfish,
His tan cat he called Trish,
And the new apartment he rented had no place to poo. 

Monday, May 29, 2023

WARNING! U-235 IS NOT FOR WOODSTOVES

I knew my old woodstove would need fuel, if I were to survive,
So I stole fuel from the nuke plant where I work, some uranium--235,
As I was getting very sick,
I threw it in my woodstove, quick
When my eyeballs both leaked out, I knew I was likely not alive.