LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, May 29, 2023
WARNING! U-235 IS NOT FOR WOODSTOVES
I knew my old woodstove would need fuel, if I were to survive,
So I stole fuel from the nuke plant where I work, some uranium--235,
As I was getting very sick,
I threw it in my woodstove, quick
When my eyeballs both leaked out, I knew I was likely not alive.
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