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Showing posts with label BAD ROOMMATES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BAD ROOMMATES. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

MY LIFE IN PLASTIC PIECES

I bought two little knick knacks, to display on my little dorm bookshelf,
One was a 3 inch plastic bear, the other a 2 inch plastic elf,
The bear had great big teeth,
The elf wore a Christmas wreath,
Next day, I found my knacks in pieces, broken by my mean roommate, Ralph.

Friday, April 21, 2023

MY ROOMMATE IS A DIRTY DOG

My roommate is a dirty dog,
He ate my groceries, he is such a big hog,
The toilet he won’t flush,
Or give it a brush,
To ask him to sweep is like asking a log.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

I HAVE A ROOMMATE WHO DOES NOT LIKE TO FLUSH

I have a roommate who does not like to flush,
It makes me sick when my teeth I must brush,
I hope and I pray,
He moves out one day,
If he doesn't I'll become a lush.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

I BEAT MY DOOR WITH A ROCK

My dorm room door I beat down with a rock,
Because my roommates had changed the lock,
And, after that date,
I knew how'd I rate,
So, I put all their electronics in hock.