MY ROOMMATE IS A DIRTY DOG

My roommate is a dirty dog,
He ate my groceries, he is such a big hog,
The toilet he won’t flush,
Or give it a brush,
To ask him to sweep is like asking a log.

I HAVE A ROOMMATE WHO DOES NOT LIKE TO FLUSH

I have a roommate who does not like to flush,
It makes me sick when my teeth I must brush,
I hope and I pray,
He moves out one day,
If he doesn't I'll become a lush.

I BEAT MY DOOR WITH A ROCK

My dorm room door I beat down with a rock,
Because my roommates had changed the lock,
And, after that date,
I knew how'd I rate,
So, I put all their electronics in hock.