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Showing posts with label MY ROOMMATE IS A PIG. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MY ROOMMATE IS A PIG. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

MY ROOMMATE IS A PIG POEM

My roommate lives on the dole,
He never sweeps the floor,
He never cleans the toilet bowl,
Or, flushes anymore,

My roommate lives just day to day,
He never has a job,
The rent he'll never help to pay,
He is just a big fat slob,

My roommate is just not all there,
He'll never get a gig,
What people think he does not care,
My roommate is a pig,

Don't find roommates on the Internet,
You'll be real sorry if you do,
Online roommates will make you upset,
The day they move in you will rue.

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Friday, April 21, 2023

MY ROOMMATE IS A DIRTY DOG

My roommate is a dirty dog,
He ate my groceries, he is such a big hog,
The toilet he won’t flush,
Or give it a brush,
To ask him to sweep is like asking a log.