MY MILK TURNED INTO CHEESE

My cereal this morning was kind of chewy,
Then, I discovered the milk tasted screwy,
It just made me wheeze,
For my milk had turned into cheese,
So, I added veggies and had cheese ratatouille.

SOUR DRINK HAIKU

Lemons, sour tea,

Sour Milk, Sour Coffee,

Whiskey sour, tears.