LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, December 31, 1969
I CREATED SUPER HUMANS, SO NOW WE'LL CONQUER SPACE
To give them the ability to travel through space,
I re-engineered the creatures, called the "human race",
They need little oxygen to survive,
At high radiation levels, they thrive,
Through skin they absorb moisture, any time, any place.
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THE MONSTER IN THE SWAMPY LAGOON
I went swimming in a swampy lagoon,
My only light was the light of the moon,
While swimming on my back,
I was a swamp monster's snack,
In his belly, it was colored maroon.
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THE SOCIAL MEDIA CLICK
I'm on social media, and I'll do anything for a cheap click,
I'll tell lies, twisting news about celebs, into stories that are sick,
To get my half of the pie,
Mama taught me how to lie
I get the click, but I'm sad I don't get bribes, to sway my victim pick.
THE END OF ALL THINGS
I see a little bird fluttering it's wings,
It lands upon a branch and then, it sings and sings,
Happy is the bird this day,
Unknown, it's future that's on the way,
Unseen, the hawk that nears and nears, will bring the end to things.
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DON'T HONK AT MY DONK
Almost all are riding a dumb donkey, because of the high price of car gas,
We've all had to adjust, slow down our life styles, and give the fast life a pass,
Because we've run out of dough,
We get around really slow,
Of course, the rich people, who can afford to use cars, honk their horns to harass.
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