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Showing posts with label MOON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MOON. Show all posts

Thursday, October 24, 2024

THE MONSTER IN THE SWAMPY LAGOON

I went swimming in a swampy lagoon,
My only light was the light of the moon,
While swimming on my back,
I was a swamp monster's snack,
In his belly it was colored maroon.

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Wednesday, October 23, 2024

FIST BUMPS AND FANGS

There was a little werewolf in the tree,
The werewolf sat there waiting, just for me,
He growled and showed he was grumpy,
So I gave him a fist bumpy,
He toothy smiled, and howled brilliantly. 

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Monday, April 15, 2024

A MARTIAN CAME DOWN FROM OUTER SPACE

A Martian came down from outer space,
He looked for towels with fancy white lace,
His wife wanted them soon,
Or, he'd sleep on the moon,
He bought her an entire case.

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Friday, April 21, 2023

MY SPACESHIP WENT BOOM II

My big spaceship; it went boom,
Some said it was my financial doom,
But I got all the money,
From my government honey,
Politicians, I know how to groom.

Monday, May 16, 2022

THE ECLIPSE OF THE BLOODY RED MOON

I and my love were engaged, doing spoon,
When we were frightened by that bloody, red moon,
We both wet our britches,
Before we leaped into ditches,
Then the moon disappeared, none too soon.




A LUNAR ECLIPSE LIMERICK

I once saw a lunar eclipse the moon,
The lunar was big, ugly like a baboon, 
He swallowed the moon whole,
Then scratched off a face mole,
Then he spit the moon out, half past noon.




Friday, November 19, 2021

WHERE WENT THE MOON?

Was it magic, clouds or too much gin,
That made the moon disappear again,
"Eclipse," said an educated,
Some said gin theory underrated,
Me, I'm glad it's over so I can eat my cold din din.







Friday, September 3, 2021

PEANUT BREATH, MINTS AND THE MOON SQUIRRELS

I went to the moon to feed a colony of moon squirrels,
I brought them some peanuts and breath mints shaped like pearls,
They thought it a winner,
Eating goobers for dinner,
And, the mints made them classy as earls.