MY CHEERFUL HELLO LIMERICK

I say a cheerful hello ten times everyday,

But, the reactions leave me in a state of dismay,

Words and hand gestures I can't say,

An occasional backside display,

I guess being cheerful is a job with no pay.

 

NO.CABLE BILLS, LEAD TO TV THRILLS

Jeff was enjoying himself, while watching tv,

Jeff was so happy that his cable was free,

His apartment neighbor next door,

Ran cable under the floor,

And, that is how our happy Jeff, came to be.