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Showing posts with label Rivalry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rivalry. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

NASAL HYGIENE AND WARFARE

The picking of the noses is a family tradition,
Most do it for the fun, others do it for the nutrition,
Dig for the boogers deep, deep, deep,
The ones you like, you get to keep,
The others you can use as personalized ammunition.

Sunday, November 26, 2023

BILLY THE VOMITEER

Sammy chewed and chewed his food, and he chewed it very well,
Billy did not chew his food, and it made his tummy swell,
Soon the tummy gurgled nasty,
Billy had an up-chuck blasty,
Billy got to stay home from school, and that made Sammy yell.

Thursday, November 9, 2023

I DON'T LIKE BEING GREASY LIKE GRACE

The butter spray exploded into my face,
Now I'm all greasy, like my kid sister, Grace,
She greased her hair,
And, eats like a bear,
I wish she would move out, and get her own place.

Thursday, June 29, 2023

THE COOKIE SQUIRREL AND THE NUMBERS GAL

My sister was always working her trig,
While I ate Newtons made out of fig,
I called her a bright girl,
She called me a squirrel,
She got a great job, while I only got big.