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Showing posts with label jobless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jobless. Show all posts

Monday, December 11, 2023

I SHOT A RUBBER BAND, NOW I LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE

I shot off a rubber band,
Where did the rubber band land?
It struck my boss in his eye,
That made my boss cry,
Before the end of the day, I got canned.

Thursday, June 29, 2023

THE COOKIE SQUIRREL AND THE NUMBERS GAL

My sister was always working her trig,
While I ate Newtons made out of fig,
I called her a bright girl,
She called me a squirrel,
She got a great job, while I only got big.

Monday, January 30, 2023

TERMINATION REPORT

They laid me off for the holiday,
Said they might hire me back come next May,
Why I was fired nobody would say,
Of course, I call in sick every Monday,
Monday mornings are cold, so in bed I stay.