DEHYDRATION AND BODILY PUTREFICATION: A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT

My well was frozen, so I ordered bottled water from the store,

The store had none to sell, because it was impounded for some war,

If I do not get some water,

I will die and be a roter,

Then, all of my putrefied remains, will seep deep into the floor.

I EAT NO PEACHES

I was hungry for peaches, so I went to the grocery store,

The store didn't have any peaches, because they were needed for war,

I did not know what that meant,

I gave the manager, my vent,

My big vent made me very tired, so I went home for a snore.