FRITZ IS LEARNING WHERE TO ...

I got a puppy for Christmas , and his name is Fritz,

I feed him cinnamon oatmeal and butter fried grits,

He still takes his poop,

On the steps, or the stoop,

Sometimes he poops on the coach; that's as far as he gets.

GRIEVE AND HEAVE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE

The big ball was dropped on New Year's Eve,🕛🎉🎉🎉🔔

It crushed a guy below, named Steve,🚶

There was not time for us to grieve,😢

The drinks were gone, and it was time to leave,🍷🍸🍹🍻

We all went home to have a heave.   🚽