A WELCOME HOME FOR MY VALENTINE

While I am happily preparing for the love holiday,

Until Valentine's, my love has tripped and traveled far away,

Then I'll make a nice meal,

Wear my clean shirt, it's teal,

I will lite and smoke incense to make my house smell ok. 

THE ECLIPSE OF THE BLOODY RED MOON

I and my love were engaged, doing spoon,

When we were frightened by that bloody, red moon,

We both wet our britches,

Before we leaped into ditches,

Then the moon disappeared, none too soon.

MY PRETTY PET PIG

My pretty pet pig felt so forsaken,
When her boyfriend was sold for back bacon,
I fed her a lunch,
It was bacon,” crunch, crunch”,
She wonders why her heart had been achin’.

I MARRIED A NINJA NAMED ROSE

I married a ninja named rose,
In various positions she’d pose,
I checked out a girl named Clare,
And, to my demise and despair,
I found out how far Rosey throws.