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Showing posts with label Fitness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fitness. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

CONTAMINATED GROCERIES, NOW MY CLOTHES MIGHT FIT

Bugs have laid eggs in my food, because my windows have no screens,
That is why I have those maggots, swimming in my pork and beans,
There is a fuzzy worm,
He's chewing my wheat germ,
Maybe I should just diet, at least I'll fit my skinny jeans.