HEMP TEA SECRET RECIPE.

Trina was looking for some pronouns, Trina was looking for some verbs,

Trina was building a sentence, while sipping a steaming, cup of hemp herbs,

Trina had felt her body overtaxed,

Trina was now feeling very relaxed,

Trina wouldn't share her tea recipe; it came from her mom's family, the Serbs.

I GOT MY STOMACH PUMPED AGAIN, THANKS TO GRANDMA'S RANCID CHEESE RECIPE

I boiled some water to cook some old, rancid, stale cheese,

It is my favorite recipe, from my Grandma, Louise,

When the water gets hotter,

The cheese goes in the water,

When melted, drain the water, and give your hot cheese a squeeze.

To young kids out there.  Please do not cook on a stove without adult supervision, or you'll get severely injured, like me.  Also:  Never Eat Rancid Cheese.