BOLOGNA

I only eat bologna, it's a nutritious, power food,

It could be made of pork and chicken, or some poor, homeless dude,

It is an old, secret recipe,

Keep quiet, or be an arrestee,

Bologna increases alpha-mones, and prolongs a romantic mood.

THE PRICE OF BEANS IN MANCELONA

I went to buy a small can of beans, in the Mancelona town,

I wanted a can of red beans, but all the beans were kind of brown,

I bought a can of brown beans,

High priced, but I had the means,

I went home and ate my pricy beans, then put on my bedtime gown.

JENNY LIKED TO SHOP WITH THRIFT-Limerick

Jenny liked to shop with great thrift,
She spent just a penny for a gift,
But, on gifts she received,
She really got peeved,
Under ten bucks she felt she was stiffed.