MY HOUSE PLANTS, THE POTTED DEAD

I water and water all my house plants, but they all seem to die,

With all the tap water I give them, they're sop and wet, never dry,

My cousin, who is my wiser,

Said, to give them fertilizer,

The plants went super perky, then they died as they came off their high.

I VISITED MY NEIGHBORS DOWNSTAIRS

There was a clog in my kitchen sink drain,
While under my sink the pipes leaked stinky rain,
Then, my floorboards got soft,
And, I plunged down from my loft,
To visit neighbors, who asked me to explain.

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