HALLOWEENS AND BEANS

I went to the market to get me some leafy greens,

But, they only had orange, because it was Halloweens,

Yet, it's greens that I need,

So, someone gave me a weed,

They said, weeds taste really good with cured salt pork and beans.

THE ELEVATOR LIMERICK: GOING UP

John's elevator went to the very top floor,
But, when he got there he couldn't open the door,
So, to avoid having a stroke,
John lit up a smoke,
And, the sprinkler started to pour.