THE POOR HILLBILLY BILLY BLUES

I'm a hillbilly, and I really needs some more,

They call me Poor Billy, because I'm so dirt poor,

Never had no new shoes,

Or socks that came in two's,

I grew up eating dirt, because dirt was our floor.

HERBIE AND HIS LEAN-TO SHACK

Herbie built a lean-to shack,
To show the world he could come back,
He had lost his home,
To a Wall Street gnome,
After his employer gave him the sack.