THE HOUND OF THE NORTH VILLES

My local homemade hotdogs we call hounds,

They taste really good and they sure put on the pounds,

They give down staters a pause,

Our hounds bite back and have claws,

And when you pass gas you'll hear the hound sounds.

DILL PICKLES NASTY GAS

Dill pickles give Jerry a nasty gas,
It takes so long for it to pass,
It takes more than one day,
That’s too long most say,
From the mouth to the end of his mass.

THE EMPEROR OF BEANS RULES ALL

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans,

He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen,

No one can cleanly pass,

His unstable gas,

If that's what the Emperor deems.