SOMETIMES OYSTERS, SOMETIMES CLAMS

Freem likes to make his choices; sometimes Freem likes oysters; sometimes Freem likes clams,

Every Friday there's a yummy seafood party, at The House Of Sam's,

Sam's is an eatery treat,

They have shellfish, no red meat,

For the big, rare, red meats, crossover the street to the nightclub called Bam Bam's.

CAVORTING AND RUBS

Docs told me my innards and outsides are crawling with bugs,

Because, I've been cavorting with strangers and giving them hugs,

So, they prescribed me some rubs,

Told me to steer clear of some pubs,

And, it wouldn't hurt if I deep cleaned my bedding and rugs.