SOMETIMES OYSTERS, SOMETIMES CLAMS

Freem likes to make his choices; sometimes Freem likes oysters; sometimes Freem likes clams,

Every Friday there's a yummy seafood party, at The House Of Sam's,

Sam's is an eatery treat,

They have shellfish, no red meat,

For the big, rare, red meats, crossover the street to the nightclub called Bam Bam's.

I'M ONLY ONE FINGERED IN TWO FINGERED BARS

I wanted just two fingers of whisky, but the frostbite took four,

I gave the bar keep the one finger, and he threw me out the door,

I laid in the snow bank,

Got taken to the drunk tank,

I know I only got the one finger, and I wish I had more.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY?

Some weekends I lose my Saturday, like it's zero seconds long,

Sometimes I go out Friday night, and things just go real wrong,

It starts off with the dancing,

Jerky movements, and some prancing,

Then I wakeup Sunday morning, as the church bell go ding dong.