THREE SPANISH BROTHERS, THEIR BRIDES AND CANDY BEARS

There were 3 little boy babies, who came from Spain,

They grew up with two parents, in the State Of Maine,

The boys opened a flower shop,

They all got real rich, pop, pop, pop,

They each married ladies, who took gummies for pain.

TIME TRAVEL: SCIENCE VS. MEDITATION

I tried to tunnel my brainy consciousness to change my personal past,

I wanted to be stinky rich, and have a marriage that for years, would last,

I took a hard, quantum physics class,

I don't understand maths; I didn't pass,

I've found that if I drink beer and meditate, I can change my life, chug fast.