THIS VOTER FEELS ROYALLY WOOED

I'm a voter and I'm about to be wooed,

That's one way to put it, without being rude,

While the politicians are wooing,

I will do some serious booing,

But, I don't dare boo too much, or I'll be sued.

WHEN IT COMES TO SEPTIC TANKS, I'M THE LAW

I signed up to run for politics, but the voters did not like me much,

They said my ideas were crazy, and with working folk, I was out of touch,

I still won the big election,

To do septic tank inspection,

I was the only candidate for Septic Inspector, a lawman, as such.