THIS VOTER FEELS ROYALLY WOOED

I'm a voter and I'm about to be wooed,

That's one way to put it, without being rude,

While the politicians are wooing,

I will do some serious booing,

But, I don't dare boo too much, or I'll be sued.

2022, THE YEAR OF CHANGE

I need to change in the year 2022,

Or it will be another year that I truly rue,

I'll paint my bedroom blue,

Buy all my sweats brand new,

And hang out at classy places with a better smelling crew,