LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, October 11, 2023
I BOUGHT PROPERTY TO HUNT ON
I signed a purchase agreement, and bought a tiny, country lot,
All it has for a bathroom is a deer blind, and a two quart pot,
There is no place to sleep,
Except under the stars, or in my jeep,
I did find a roadkill deer, I'd eat it, but it's got some rot.
Sunday, February 5, 2023
THE SNOW MOON LIMERICK
I went out to see the Snow Moon,
It was cute like my baby raccoon,
Then the moon disappeared,
Behind clouds that I feared,
And it snowed until the mid part of June.
Saturday, April 30, 2022
I RENTED A COTTAGE
At 5'8" I hit my head on the stoop,
Then, I just started to recoup,
At a weight of pounds 144,
I fell through the bad floor,
And, went swimming in a basement full of poop.
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