I'LL GO BACK TO SCHOOL WEARING SATIN

I went shopping, but, I got ever, so boardy, board,

Dollar store tea cozies, is all I can affordy, afford,

I saw a nice satin jacket,

But, my finances won't hack it,

Unless, I get a mommy loan, working out an accord.

COLLEGE DEBT AND PIGS WITH WINGS

I went to the internet to see what I should buy,

I spent all my money, and that made me cry and cry,

Without money, life is cruel,

I have no money to go to school,

So, I took out a college loan, and I'll be broke until pigs fly

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