I SAW THE ODYSSEY

I walked in on the Odyssey, which was my grandma and my grandpa making out,

Grandma bit down with her dentures into grandpa's ear, and grandpa gave a loud shout,

In came my mommy and daddy; they looked mad,

They told grandma and grandpa, they behaved bad,

Grandpa excused himself to go take his pills,  for a flare-up of something called, "gout".

THE RESTRICTED PENNY

I am an 80 year old beggar, and I live on the street,

People throw me a penny, and tell me, just spend it to eat,

I give them a big, giant grin,

Tell them, I'm spending it on sin,

Watching their persnickety reactions, is one joyful, great treat.